Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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