party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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