The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She's the barista slut.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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