shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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