yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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