So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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