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(949): View more from California

we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

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(214): View more from Texas

I got "discovered a new religion high" last night

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(703): View more from Virginia

Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.

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(626): View more from California

do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?

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(517): View more from Michigan

Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.

(517): View more from Michigan

We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It was pathetic and I was covered in butter

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising

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