I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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