im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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