You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
