I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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