Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
40s are totally the cure
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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