I'm so fucking centered right now
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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