you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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