The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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