how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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