just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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