Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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