Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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