North Korea, Best Korea!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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