everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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