question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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