At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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