doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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