i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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