Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
3 2 1 whiskey
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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