Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
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1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.