so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho