Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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