Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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