just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My feet surprised me
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