but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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