I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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