Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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