I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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