You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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