i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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