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I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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