hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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