I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I wish you could order shots online.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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