Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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