I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
