Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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