Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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