And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
