He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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