that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I had to cum in my sink.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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