By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
try to milk me bitch
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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