before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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