a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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