what if I'm pregnant?
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I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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