I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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