in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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