what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
