What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I have fence marks all over my body
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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